testingphase | Test 11

[ The room you enter is similar to the previous room, only much smaller. There's a table and ten chairs for you all to sit down on. ]

Helloooooo, beautiful contestants of MISS APERTURE! Looks like a bunch of you don't really care much for physical appearances, huh? That's kind of dumb! Better make sure you look nice all the time. Who knows when you'll become the next Test Subject of the Month, right? Your picture's gonna be up on the walls of Aperture Sciences, and your hair is a mess! HORRIBLE.

Anyway for this test, I'll be asking questions. Discuss what your answer is with your teammates, and just call for me when you're ready to submit it!

[ NOTES:
* there should only be TWO final answers. one person from each of the two teams given to you.
* feel free to make a separate thread for discussion. just make sure to reply to the final answers thread when you're done!
* EXAMPLE OF A FINAL ANSWER:
say, alpha and beta have to answer who they want to date from kappa and iota, alpha and beta have to give two answers. one person from kappa, and one from iota ]

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Okay. This is the dumbest test ever. No one can beat this.

[Has relaxed now that it's more clear they probably won't be killing each other]

Let's just get it done quickly so we can get out of here.

This seems like your area of expertise. Go get 'em.

[ pats him on the shoulder ]

I don't know any of them very well, so I'll have to judge primarily on looks.

Most beauty pageants are like that.

It might be too shallow for the game. Do you know any of them yourself?

Shepard and Elliot from Zeta.

And the guy with the weird mask from Iota.

(no subject)

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Seriously. This isn't even science.

The one of Shipper had nothing to do with science either.

I mean, I guess technically this is all social science...

The very. . . simple kind, I guess.

I must agree. Some of these pictures are awful. It's difficult to gauge what to think of the first man on Iota, for instance, with that distracting helmet in the picture, or the red-head woman with half her face out of the frame.

The red-head from Zeta is an old lady. She can't be one of the choices.

Ah, yes, then let's discount her.

Hey, she's taken pretty good care of herself, in my opinion...

But with a good deal of our team being underage, would we want to put her in that position? On the other hand, I suppose corruption of a minor is something she's unlikely to get prosecuted for here.

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Everyone else on the team is like a little kid. Wouldn't even you guys get in trouble for statutory?

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What's wrong with it?

It's dumb, that's what.

What here isn't?

It sounds like that other pervert one, but doesn't... push people...?

Seems harmless enough. And the teams seem like they wouldn't take too much offense, either.

I guess so. The other one is creepier.

Yeah. Though...points are points, I guess...

Well, Delta needs them, right? I'll do what I can to help you guys out.

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