Room 2

[testingphase]

[The room, once you've entered it, has a number of ear buds laid out on a table.]

Now, pop those ear buds in and we'll begin the test! Failure to comply will result in desyncing and forcing your team to pay for a replacement body.

Comments

[halfcrocked]

[SLIGHTEST OF NODS.]

[bitofadick]

Right. So, uh... this is kinda tough without knowing what kind of secrets you guys got, but I'll give it a whirl.

I'm Dick Grayson, and I don't really have a lot of juicy secrets. I grew up in the circus, but now I live in a mansion with a butler and everything, so... that's cool, I guess. Oh, I also do gymnastics.

Re: [COMPLAIN ABOUT EARBUDS]

[detonatsun]

Agent who?

Re: DISCUSS

[universalboy]

So we're supposed to talk about ourselves?

Takuto Tsunashi! 16 years old, high school student at Southern Cross Island in Japan! Nice to meet you, Beta and Kappa people!

[wawko]

W-wow. That's really incredible. Is it all right for you to talk about this?

[threateningflour]

It's a good thing. If anyone has yours, it should be easy to guess.

[universalboy]

What, really? That's awesome!

Re: DISCUSS

[halfcrocked]

Artemis Crock, 15, high school student... I'm pretty average? Not much to say, really.

Re: [COMPLAIN ABOUT EARBUDS]

[threateningflour]

The full name was a mouthful.

[threateningflour]

The secret isn't in who I work for. It's in what I do.

[universalboy]

Glad that I'm helping.

... but is it really okay for you to be talking about what you do? I mean, I guess the head robot might already know, but...

[detonatsun]

Circus? How young were you recruited?

[thirtysteps]

You work for the government too? Your government, that is.

[wawko]

Right, introductions!

Um, my name is Agemaki Wako. I live on an island off the mainland of Japan. I'm still in high school, and my hobbies are singing and, uh, eating. ...I'm also a shrine maiden, but it's a long story and probably not the kind of shrine you're thinking about.

[bitofadick]

Your general demeanor, I mean. It's a compliment.

[halfcrocked]

[that explains SO MUCH.]

Re: DISCUSS

[loyal_tothecore]

My name is classified.

My rank is classified.

My age, hometown, vital stats, special moves, and signature phrase are all classified.

My favorite color is green.

End of introduction!

[bitofadick]

Which part?

[threateningflour]

To be fair, what I just said wasn't revealing. I have too many secrets to list.

[not_so_fast]

Uh, I'm Wally West. I'm 16... I like science? But not the neurotoxin kind.

[bitofadick]

I was born into it, actually. Family business.

[universalboy]

All of it!

Re: [COMPLAIN ABOUT EARBUDS]

[halfcrocked]

You do give off the government agent vibe, even in the uniform. That's pretty cool.

[bitofadick]

[quiet, you]

Re: [COMPLAIN ABOUT EARBUDS]

[loyal_tothecore]

So are you a cool government agent or a secretly-dweeby government agent?