testingphase | Room 2

Room 2

[The room, once you've entered it, has a number of ear buds laid out on a table.]

Now, pop those ear buds in and we'll begin the test! Failure to comply will result in desyncing and forcing your team to pay for a replacement body.

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You say you're average, but could there be the heart of a fujoshi beating in your chest? Books hidden away in the dark, effeminate men twisting angstfully amidst screentone flowers?

...What? My hobbies come down to archery and watching TV, if that's what you're asking.

What kinda TV? Old TV? Campy TV?

Whatever's on when I'm done with my homework?

Reruns?

Sure.

Hmm...

No, I still don't see it.

"It" being...?

I don't think you're the one.

Yeah, no, better luck next time.

[SUDDENLY, A SOUND OF DISTRESS that she's trying to cover up and pretend never happened]

[...i heard that]

[YOU HEARD NOTHING. THERE WAS NOTHING TO HEAR]

[discreet shoulderpat as she walks on by. :')

we need those points.]

[nooooo why are you patting me on the shoulder there is no reason for shoulderpats noooooo]

[it's ok wako

i believe in you]

[sob fujoshi life sob]

[ whips around and points accusingly ]

FANGIRL!

Eh?! Huh?! W-what?!

[OH GOD NOT AGAIN]

I can practically hear your blood boiling! Boiling as hot and red as boiled lobster!

What does that have to do with anything?!

Haven't decided yet!

[just. face in hands.]

...

[ I know who that is. ]

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