Room 2

[testingphase]

[The room, once you've entered it, has a number of ear buds laid out on a table.]

Now, pop those ear buds in and we'll begin the test! Failure to comply will result in desyncing and forcing your team to pay for a replacement body.

Comments

Re: DISCUSS

[thebiggestloser]

Kumagawa Misogi! A 17 year old High School Student!

I enjoy Shounen Jump and cute girls!

[wawko]

[Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu]

[thebiggestloser]

[whoops forgot the annoying quotes of annoyingness.

「Hello again, Wako-chan.」

「So lovely to see you again.」

[wawko]

Hahaha... It's nice to see you, too.

So...do you have a lot of friends at school?

[thebiggestloser]

「Hmm, friends? I guess I have them!」

「I guess the former student council would count in that respect-- Medaka-chan, Zenkichi-chan Akune-kun and Mogana-chan. I also have 4 very cute kouhai from a middle school, and then there's Tachiarai-san.」

[wawko]

I'm guessing most of them are girls?

Re: DISCUSS

[universalboy]

... hey.

Re: DISCUSS

[thebiggestloser]

「And Takkyun too! Hello, hello!」

Re: DISCUSS

[universalboy]

[ ... takkyun ]

Look, this is a weird time to bring it up, but...

Re: DISCUSS

[thebiggestloser]

「But?」

Re: DISCUSS

[universalboy]

... I don't know if it's what I SHOULD be saying, but you did help me in a roundabout, creepy way. So I guess, thanks?

[threateningflour]

[I knew that already]

[thebiggestloser]

「Were you hoping to hear something else, Coulson-san?」

[threateningflour]

Possibly. Have you ever had to lie to a close friend?

[thebiggestloser]

「I would say it's something I had to do. It's something I'd do naturally, really.」

[threateningflour]

You do give off that impression.

Re: DISCUSS

[halfcrocked]

[...]

Why are my teammates staring at you like that?

Re: DISCUSS

[thebiggestloser]

「I don't know! It's a mystery!」

「And to whom do I have the great pleasure of speaking?」

Re: DISCUSS

[halfcrocked]

Artemis Crock, fellow high school student.

How do you feel about being trapped like this?

Re: DISCUSS

[thebiggestloser]

「It's inconvenient and unpleasant, obviously, but it's got its share of amusements.」

「Would it be alright to ask you the same question?」

Re: DISCUSS

[halfcrocked]

Yeah, sure, it's simple enough. I hate it.

Re: DISCUSS

[loyal_tothecore]

Hmm...

Have you, during your greasiest days lurking in the dank basement full of 2D girls that I am imagining you in, ever experimented with... literature?

Re: DISCUSS

[thebiggestloser]

「Like writing porn?」

「Seems like a lot of work.」

Re: DISCUSS

[loyal_tothecore]

So in other words, you would but you're too lazy.

Re: DISCUSS

[thebiggestloser]

「Wouldn't the effort be better directed at the real thing?」