Room 2

[testingphase]

[The room, once you've entered it, has a number of ear buds laid out on a table.]

Now, pop those ear buds in and we'll begin the test! Failure to comply will result in desyncing and forcing your team to pay for a replacement body.

Comments

DISCUSS

[testingphase]

Re: [COMPLAIN ABOUT EARBUDS]

[threateningflour]

[addressing the room] So why don't we start with sharing some background information first? As much as you're willing to, of course. Just remember, everyone's lives are on the line here.

My name is Phil Coulson. I'm a government agent working for a counter terrorism agency known as SHIELD. And I have been with them for the past 15 years.

Re: [COMPLAIN ABOUT EARBUDS]

[universalboy]

WHOA. How did they manage to kidnap someone like you? Is that even a smart thing to do?

[bitofadick]

... That explains a lot.

Re: [COMPLAIN ABOUT EARBUDS]

[loyal_tothecore]

—With a straight-up acronym and everything!

[wawko]

W-wow. That's really incredible. Is it all right for you to talk about this?

[thirtysteps]

You work for the government too? Your government, that is.

Re: [COMPLAIN ABOUT EARBUDS]

[halfcrocked]

You do give off the government agent vibe, even in the uniform. That's pretty cool.

[detonatsun]

. . . hi.

Have you ever been exposed to anything dangerous?

[bitofadick]

Right. So, uh... this is kinda tough without knowing what kind of secrets you guys got, but I'll give it a whirl.

I'm Dick Grayson, and I don't really have a lot of juicy secrets. I grew up in the circus, but now I live in a mansion with a butler and everything, so... that's cool, I guess. Oh, I also do gymnastics.

[universalboy]

What, really? That's awesome!

[detonatsun]

Circus? How young were you recruited?

[halfcrocked]

[that explains SO MUCH.]

[wawko]

I didn't know you were in the circus. Your life sounds really exciting.

Re: DISCUSS

[universalboy]

So we're supposed to talk about ourselves?

Takuto Tsunashi! 16 years old, high school student at Southern Cross Island in Japan! Nice to meet you, Beta and Kappa people!

Re: DISCUSS

[halfcrocked]

Artemis Crock, 15, high school student... I'm pretty average? Not much to say, really.

[wawko]

Right, introductions!

Um, my name is Agemaki Wako. I live on an island off the mainland of Japan. I'm still in high school, and my hobbies are singing and, uh, eating. ...I'm also a shrine maiden, but it's a long story and probably not the kind of shrine you're thinking about.

Re: DISCUSS

[loyal_tothecore]

My name is classified.

My rank is classified.

My age, hometown, vital stats, special moves, and signature phrase are all classified.

My favorite color is green.

End of introduction!

[not_so_fast]

Uh, I'm Wally West. I'm 16... I like science? But not the neurotoxin kind.

Re: DISCUSS

[detonatsun]

My name's Gareki. I've lived all over the place, but no one here's even heard of my hometown so it's probably not important. Right now I'm traveling with Circus, but I'm not a member. That's a government defense organization too.

[thirtysteps]

Li Kouyuu. I work under the King of Saiunkoku, as part of his government - I have been honoured to serve since I was 17. I am currently the Vice-Secretary of the Department of Civil Administration.

Re: DISCUSS

[thebiggestloser]

Kumagawa Misogi! A 17 year old High School Student!

I enjoy Shounen Jump and cute girls!

Re: DISCUSS

[burnbladeyburn]

Recca Hanabishi! 16 years old! Ninja!

Status Update

[threateningflour]

How's everyone doing? How confident are you with your guesses?

SPECIFICS

[not_so_fast]

Okay, so some of us still have no idea, right? Let's try asking more specific questions.

People should tell me about their families.