Room 3

[testingphase]

[The room, once you've entered it, has a number of ear buds laid out on a table.]

Now, pop those ear buds in and we'll begin the test! Failure to comply will result in desyncing and forcing your team to pay for a replacement body.

Comments

[inataze]

Darcy Lewis, unpaid intern.

[thatboyisamonster]

Why are you interning?

[inataze]

Cuz I haven't graduated yet.

[thatboyisamonster]

Your main subjects?

[inataze]

Polysci, except I'm taking some actual physics now because stuff?

[thatboyisamonster]

Stuff.

[inataze]

Yeah this weird alien with fabulous hair fell out of a rainbow. Stop me if you've hear this one.

[thatboyisamonster]

Please stop calling him that.

[inataze]

I just calls 'em like I sees 'em.

[thatboyisamonster]

Hmph.

This is a story I already know. And you're not much for secrets, Darcy.

[inataze]

What can I say? Secrets don't make friends.

[thatboyisamonster]

Has anything slipped your mind of late?

[inataze]

Like deep dark? Not so much.

[in_the_blood]

Hey Darcy. Preeetty sure now that I've got yours, but lemme check first so we don't all-- you know, die horrible and uncomfortable deaths.

Can you tell me again what happened when you first met Thor?

[inataze]

OK so me and Jane and Erik were hanging out in the van, because there had been all these wack atmospheric readings and she thought maybe it's an Einstein-whatever bridge? Except like then you could see it and the whole sky was like whoah and there was this huge dust storm and Jane was like "DRIVE INTO DANGER" and I was like uhm wtf no, but she grabbed the wheel and then

Some



Other stuff happened.

[in_the_blood]

[Eyebrow raise]

[inataze]

So Jane hit him which was totally her fault but he was OK because he's totally cut, right? Except also he was witting out. Ecause he fell out of a magic rainbow or whatever. Anyway I thought he was a crazy homeless guy so I tazed him.

[in_the_blood]

[Giggle]

And you're sure it was Jane driving?

[inataze]

She had the wheel.

[in_the_blood]

Oh, okay. Cool. This must be River's secret then. I'll just go tell the nice robot I've got the right answer.

[inataze]

Why, River also hit him? Because if so, then guy really needs to learn traffic safety.

[in_the_blood]

Pretty sure River's not from the same world as Thor. But it is a secret involving driving, and between you and me, I'm pretty sure you and River are the only two people here who have ever driven a car.

[backwardscompatible]

I'm not sure you've ever told me what year you're from.

[inataze]

Oh snap I forgot that's a thing now. 2011.

[backwardscompatible]

I did think it was around then, but I suppose it never hurts to be sure in a game like this. Would you say you had a fairly normal life before coming here?