Experiment 10 - Beta

[testingphase]

[ The elevators do not take you up to your living area. Rather, they take you DOWN, to a small room with three white walls, and one that is a thick, translucent plastic. There appears to be a chute of some sort behind the plastic wall. ]

Now, in order to determine how well you know each other, we're going to see which teams are the most popular. The rules are simple:

* At the end of the test, each team will suffer an attack. Each attack will kill about half of everyone present.
* You may choose one team (other than your own) to defend from this attack. A team that is defended will not be harmed.
* If you wish to defend yourself instead of another team, you must choose a team to attack.
* You may not refuse to choose.

Comments

[thebiggestloser]

「And his ever-so-lovely assistant, Steve!」

[icicleiciclebaby]

Steve wears the scandalous dress.

[thebiggestloser]

「In red, white and blue, right?」

[icicleiciclebaby]

Of course.

[thebiggestloser]

「He must look amazing in it, if they're successful enough to afford a mansion.」

[icicleiciclebaby]

Getting wolf whistles from everyone in the audience.

[thebiggestloser]

「So even though The Phabulous Phil Coulsonini is the magician, it's Steve who leaves them spellbound!」

「A most perfect partnership, indeed~」

[icicleiciclebaby]

One that leaves them rolling in dough.

[thebiggestloser]

「The best kind, then! Assuming money is the key to happiness.」

[icicleiciclebaby]

Eh, for them, maybe not.

[thebiggestloser]

「Considering that it's them... perhaps they'll have happiness outside of the fiscal realm as well.」

「They are pretty lovey-dovey.」

[icicleiciclebaby]

It's a little sickening.

[thebiggestloser]

「Sickening or not, it'll earn us points from Shipper Core.」

[icicleiciclebaby]

Oh I'm not complaining.

[thebiggestloser]

「Considering how much Coulson-san dies, we could use all the points we can get.」

[icicleiciclebaby]

Maybe get him a leash so he doesn't do stupid things.

[thebiggestloser]

「The kind with a harness, like for little kids.」

[icicleiciclebaby]

And a backpack in the shape of a bunny.

[thebiggestloser]

「Oh my, how cute!」

「I wonder if they'd make one in his size...」

[icicleiciclebaby]

Only one way to find out.

[thebiggestloser]

「I guess we could ask GLaDOS-chan later~」

[icicleiciclebaby]

You read my mind.

[thebiggestloser]

「That's because I'm an ESPer.」

[Dangan Ronpa references 8|b]

[icicleiciclebaby]

That so.

[thebiggestloser]

「Nahhh, that's some line from a video game.」