testingphase | Room 1

Room 1

[The room, once you've entered it, has a number of ear buds laid out on a table.]

Now, pop those ear buds in and we'll begin the test! Failure to comply will result in desyncing and forcing your team to pay for a replacement body.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Hmm. It is not really very interesting, and I believe I already know the answer, but perhaps it applies to many of you. What sort of person are you?

Awesome! And super smart, duh. Or did you mean like, something specific?

An example of your 'awesomeness'?

Prodigy engineer, but let's see, an accomplishment you'd actually recognize. . . I upgraded the Mary Sue robot over here!

[wat]

....They have names?

GLaDOS and that one do, though the sphere is a little. . .

[ spins a finger around her head ]

[man i don't know what the balls you are talking about

guess you did something to the machine]

And you made it more powerful? Are you their allies, then?

I made her more mobile and capable, added some saws and junk. I dunno if it's allies, but more like it seemed interesting! I mean, I got my hands on her, it'd be a shame to just like, put it back and not do anything at all. A real waste!